In The News
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Man jumps off porch, breaks both legs.
Turtle Migration at a Standstill
Charges mounting against local taxidermist
Wyoming man kicks the bucket after buying the farm
Rock group sells a million tickets marked with the wrong date
Cruise ship captain goes down with his “hip”
Fleeing Felon Falls Flat in Florida
Electronics store opening turns into a three-ringed circuit
Money-Making Monkey Mauls Master
Cat-burglar treed by large dog
Orange Growers Getb into the Grove
Local bargain basement sale becomes all-out boxing brawl
Prom Queen crowns 2nd runner up
Newborn twins end 400-year feud
Local museum finds missing mummy
Pie eating contest judged by “rotten apple”
Ancient manuscript found in school library
Mayor Mauled by Mad Monkey
Local grocer finds gold in freezer
Hockey fan sues team for lack of incitement
Local businesswoman named “Queen Bricktoria”
Ancient texts found in modern library
British Brewery Beats Bankrupcy
Mushroom growers left in the dark
Zoo’s newest silverback rakes in the green-backs
Magician Meets Mayor on Monday
Angry Alligator Attacks Antique Anchor
Sauna salesman finds himself in hot water.
Large red-suited man arrested for breaking and entering
Drug smuggling Parisian arrested for being “French Fried”
Starlet sues surgeon over “plasticality”.
Texan couple renew wedding vows for 10th time.
Car salesman accused of selling four-door fiasco.
Small “green” man accused of cornering the gold market.
Local woodcarver wins lumberjack award.
British musician weds American beautician.
Freak baseball accident sends concession stand worker to hospital.
Rampaging deer stampede tourists.
Cattle Killings Create Curious Controversy.
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