Random Weirdness
Posted: June 18th, 2009, by ChristineOh my stars, I’m finally all caught up with all the things I needed to get finished. Now, I’m slightly at a lose for both words and wisdom. Ok, so wisdom was never my strong suit, but you know what I mean. I guess it’s high time I got some real work done and posted some prompts for all my fellow writers. After all, that’s what we do around here. Right? Boy, I hope so. Now, my only dilemma is in what to write my prompts about. Should I go with a theme? Should I go with the season? Nope, tonight, we’re all just gonna wing it. That’s right boys and girls, what ever comes to my feeble little mind is what you’re going to end up with. You are about to see into the mind of a touched prompt writer. MMMMWWAAAAHHHHHHH
1.) Write an entire scene, including dialogue, between a new puppy and a small baby.
2.) Create a new game character for new role playing game. This character can be as dramatic, or as silly, as you want. The only requirements are that they must be some type of mutant and their primary weapon is body odor.
3.) Choose a personality from someone in your area and write a story about their life. The story itself should be totally fictional, but picture the strangest person you know as the lead.
4.) Write a romantic comedy piece about a young man with a twisted ankle. Integrate the following into your story. A roasted chicken, a glow stick, and a bag of stale potato chips.
5.) Invent a new superhero, male or female, and make them into the lamest superhero ever. What silly powers would they have? What type of costume would they wear? And give them an arch-enemy that is just as lame.
6.) Write up an interview with Prince Charming while still in frog form.
7.) If you were to be granted one wish, what would be the most ridiculous, outrageous thing you could think of to ask for. Don’t go for the usually money/love/power thing. Come up with something so over the top that even you will wonder what you were thinking.
8.) Create a new sport that you’d like to see played in stadiums all around the world. You’re equipment will consist of a badminton racket and an inflatable beach ball. You uniforms will look like prison uniforms, and you’re mascot is a piece of bacon.
9.) Scientists have just released information that proves that life exists on one of the moons of Jupiter. Write the report and describe what it is that they’ve found, what that life form looks like, and any other oddities you can think of.
10.) You’ve just won a free week’s vacation. The only stipulation is that you cannot go to any of the major vacation resorts, any major amusement parks, or any top vacation destination. So, where will you go and why?
Ok kids, there you go. Have fun and see what kind of whacked out, fun filled things you can come up with. If you create something, let me know. I’d love to read what you come up with. If you want, I’ll be more than happy to post it here on my site, or if you post it on one of your sites, send me the link and I’ll share with the world.






